"A guy comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet, in my dress—in my thong dress, in front of everybody—"Come on you cunt, get the fuck out of here, come on you slut, get the fuck out of here." I don't know this guy." » 10/21/14 11:07pm Tuesday 11:07pm

You and Rapunzel need to get a room. You could braid hair in privacy instead of subjecting the rest of us to your sick, twisted (braided?), psychosexual fantasies. You sicken me you pervert...but what are you wearing and do you know how to do French braids? Asking for a friend. » 10/19/14 10:38am 10/19/14 10:38am

I love how the bear has everyone convinced that a man was sitting outside his trailer in a secluded area, and just happened to have a heart attack so that the bear could conveniently eat him. Instead of saying "he's crazy like a fox" I'm switching to "he's crazy like a bear." » 10/18/14 11:44pm 10/18/14 11:44pm