Ha! I have also wondered how Fran supports herself. I have to assume she's either got a rent controlled apartment, or she's supported by Calvin Klein, Barry Diller, and David Geffen. » 3/26/15 6:50pm Thursday 6:50pm

Congratulations! The best description I've ever heard of buying a house is that you're setting up a forced savings account. Each month you're required to deposit money into your house account. By the time you're an old fart you'll have a paid off place, while your friends who kept apartment dwelling will be paying… » 3/25/15 11:59pm 3/25/15 11:59pm

Something about his disguise of wearing a dress and shaving his eyebrows gave the whole caper a Tony Curtis in Some Like it Hot feel. I'll bet he learns to play the trumpet at some point. » 3/25/15 9:36pm 3/25/15 9:36pm

I was fooled too. The troll didn't say anything mean to me, but I was kind of shocked how rude he was being to other people. It just seemed out of character for MBC. » 3/25/15 7:04pm 3/25/15 7:04pm

Welcome to the greys, my friend! It's a lonely life, but you'll get used to it. You'll even find that you will meet a few people along the way who will love you, even though you're a lesser human being. I embrace you with open, albeit grey, arms! » 3/25/15 6:46pm 3/25/15 6:46pm

Look, Miss Sassy Pants, when there's a will there's a way. He obviously just didn't get his gun out fast enough to shoot at her, and the fact that he didn't have a gun is really irrelevant. He COULD have had a gun, and that's the important thing for you to take away here. » 3/24/15 10:45pm 3/24/15 10:45pm