Claiming you were raped by someone, but then you got on a plane to go to Hawaii with the person, where he "shoved your face into a pile of cocaine" also sounds a little suspicious. I'm pretty sure if someone drugged me and then anally raped me I wouldn't be vacationing with them regardless of how luxurious the… » 4/17/14 4:02pm Today 4:02pm

It's funny how you were "undecided" earlier, and now you're showing your true colors. As long as he's a right wing nut stealing money from the government he's a patriot. If he's black and on welfare and tries to game the system he's a freeloading mooch. Got it. » 4/16/14 7:31pm Yesterday 7:31pm

I think you meant the GOP has a short bus, not a deep bench. Do you really think Americans are going to vote for Rick Perry or Mike Huckabee or any of the other crazy assholes the base of the GOP is going to elect in the primary? Your most sane candidate last time was Mitt Romney, and he couldn't win a presidential… » 4/16/14 5:06pm Yesterday 5:06pm

I'd love to know how much all these business geniuses got paid to make that clusterfuck happen. It was laughable that AOL took Time Warner over, and that Time Warner let themselves be taken over. I think Ted Turner's net worth is down by about $9 billion dollars. » 4/16/14 1:38pm Yesterday 1:38pm

Yeah, there's kind of a disclaimer in Christianity that if you ask Jesus for shit then you won't get it. Wait...what? Am I just supposed to pray for world peace? That hasn't worked either. You really have to be able to suspend all disbelief in order to be a true believer. » 4/15/14 6:32pm Tuesday 6:32pm

I'll see you in hell, Skahammer, where I may or may not give you a piece of my delicious lemon coconut cake that will haunt your fucking dreams...but you shall never have the recipe. NEVER!!!! Disclosure: I'm assuming the ovens in hell will be the correct temperature to bake my delicious lemon coconut cake and not dry… » 4/14/14 10:40pm Monday 10:40pm