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Well, I've got a new internet BFF! I'm so excited! ClementineRoundtree, Gerbils and Skahammer aren't posting as much as they used to so I was forced into a new internet relationship. CassiebearRAWR is my new BFF and I adore her.
I thought I couldn't hate Phil Gramm, John McCain, and Rick Perry any more than I already do, and then I found this:
I leave this here for your viewing pleasure:
I know I've been phoning it in at Gawker for the past year (or two), but I'm proud of this one:
I'm watching Peggy Noonan on This Week with George S and it really makes me miss Jim Newell, and his Dame Peggy Noonington columns. Peggy Noonan is like a smarter version of Sarah Palin, and almost as annoying as Palin. Thank God she's not wearing tight T-shirts, wedgies and capri pants. I genuinely think I would dry…
Maury Compson told me yesterday "I appreciate you" and I'm not sure why this touched me as it did, but for some reason I just thought it was so sweet. I may start saying this to other human beings.
You know what pisses me off about Sarah Palin? Actually I don't have enough time to tell you all of the reasons, but here's the main reason:
Rand Paul got first place in the straw poll at CPAC, and Sarah Palin was a huge hit...keep it up GOP your party is dying off and there's no reason for you to change.
I have a neighbor who is a military contractor, and I always thought he was a right wing nutjob, but it turns out he's not. That was a pleasant surprise for me. We had a long talk today about the money being pissed away in Iraq ($1.7 trillion now, and will be $4 trillion by the time we're done), and he told me that…
I took my first Pilates class tonight. I'm trying to reverse 40 years of partying and lose 35 pounds in one month. I can DO THIS!!!
Putz Schmuckney got a job working at his son Tag's hedge fund as a "rainmaker." In other news, he's wearing Grecian Formula for Men on his head.
Stock market hit an all time high today. Welcome to Obummer's America.
I leave this here for BrotherParish: "I'm just glad he's gone. Truly an awful person. At least there's comfort in thinking that Rich is just in a bad place lately, and that's why he's become so insufferable — but Brian M was awful down to the bone."
I'm not the type to get panic attacks, but right now I'm freaking the fuck out. I recently reconnected with a little 21 year old pal that I have. She's a good kid and gives me faith in the future of America. I was catching up on my FB timeline bullshit, and I see her tagged in a picture with one of my EX-LOVERS. We…
"Until next time, #YOLOLiLo."
Is today Christmas? First I win my court case against a dumb lying liar, and now I get an article from Rich Juzwiak that reveals AJ to be the douchebag that I always thought he was!
I posted here an hour ago asking for some legal advice, and the post seems to have disappeared. Is asking for free legal advice frowned upon these days?