Unfortunately they system didn't work out so well for the Central Park "wilding" group. They went to jail for a decade for the brutal rape and beating of a female jogger. She was beaten almost to death with a brick. At the time I wanted to see them publicly executed in Central Park for the brutality of their crime.… » 11/23/14 6:03pm Today 6:03pm

Obama's an imperial, dictator, czar who is single handedly destroying America from within by setting up secret FEMA camps to take your guns, but also a weak, mom jeans wearing, idiot who spends all his time playing golf. Makes total sense! » 11/23/14 10:19am Today 10:19am

That's what they want you to think! I saw Stevie Wonder in a car once in LA. He was in the passenger side, but probably steering with his left hand. This was right after a girl told me in the Las Vegas airport that she had once carried Stevie Wonder's bags in said airport. Don't you get it? He's a gold bricker! He… » 11/23/14 9:04am Today 9:04am

I'm just glad the Google spam guy just wants to share his good luck with us! If I found a job making $60 an hour working at home in my underwear there's no fucking way I'd tell the bitches on Gawker about it. Before you know it my job would be outsourced to China, or to the Gawker comments section, and I'd no longer… » 11/22/14 8:26pm Yesterday 8:26pm

Years ago I went to a party in an apartment on the Upper West Side that was directly on Central Park, that I think was a four bedroom. It was MASSIVE and I think the owner was paying about $600 a month. It still hurts to think about it after all these years. » 11/17/14 7:14pm 11/17/14 7:14pm